{"product_id":"i-support-immigration-especially-when-it-comes-to-tequila-crossing-my-lips-black-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Support Immigration Especially When It Comes To Tequila Crossing My Lips Black Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Support Immigration Especially When It Comes To Tequila Crossing My Lips Black Tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee for anyone whose foreign policy starts and ends at the liquor store. It says what your Friday night was already thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who bring their own salt and lime to parties. Tequila lovers, Cinco de Mayo survivors, and anyone whose stance on border policy boils down to \"more agave, please.\" If you've ever ordered a round nobody asked for and felt no guilt about it, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after three washes. You're welcome.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for the post-margarita bloat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Not reinventing anything here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e locks the color in. Your tequila might fade the night, but this graphic won't fade on you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/strong\u003e so it fits the same after laundry day, assuming you have one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a solid gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If someone in your life has ever declared tequila a food group, hand them this shirt. It's cheaper than a bottle of Don Julio and way more honest than a gift card. Works for birthdays, Cinco de Mayo, or any random Tuesday that calls for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. It holds up through every wash cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about immigration?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's about tequila. You already knew that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Thick enough to feel substantial, not so thick you sweat through happy hour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to a family gathering?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your family. If they laugh, you're golden. If they don't, at least you know who to skip at the next reunion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42379463753810,"sku":"ImmigrationTequilaLipsB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42379463786578,"sku":"ImmigrationTequilaLipsB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42379463819346,"sku":"ImmigrationTequilaLipsB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42379463852114,"sku":"ImmigrationTequilaLipsB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379463884882,"sku":"ImmigrationTequilaLipsB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379463917650,"sku":"ImmigrationTequilaLipsB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379463950418,"sku":"ImmigrationTequilaLipsB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Support_Immigration_Especially_When_It_Comes_To_Tequila_Crossing_My_Lips_Black_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777120891","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-support-immigration-especially-when-it-comes-to-tequila-crossing-my-lips-black-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}