{"product_id":"i-support-whatever-benefits-me-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Support Whatever Benefits Me Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Support Whatever Benefits Me Tee from Unethical Threads is radical self-honesty printed on heavyweight cotton. The design lives on the back of the shirt, so from the front you look like a perfectly reasonable team player. The real mission statement only reveals itself once you've already walked away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've accepted that self-interest is the factory setting, not a bug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe person who helps you move but only because you mentioned free pizza. The one who switches sides in every group chat debate depending on who's winning. Your coworker who somehow always ends up on the project with the best budget. This shirt just skips the part where you pretend you're doing it for the greater good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up better than your principles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts your loyalty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, it might be the most thoughtful gift you can give someone who openly operates like this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt says \"I see exactly who you are, and I respect it.\" Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because. Fair warning: once they own it, they will wear it constantly. And you will have to look at it every time they walk away from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back only. The front is completely blank, so you look like a normal person from the front. On-brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Support Whatever Benefits Me Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG (direct-to-garment) print holds its color through regular washing. 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