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The small collar text at the neck is a nice appetizer before the main course hits them between the shoulder blades.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't dissolve after three washes like your grocery store impulse buys\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because everyone was once trapped inside their mother regardless of current size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e with a small text detail at the collar and a completely blank front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays put, not that peel-off-in-the-dryer nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, which means yes, you will have to resist turning around to watch people read it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an elite dad gift. No question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFathers, soon-to-be fathers, guys who peaked at puns in 2014, anyone who thinks \"technically we were all inside our mothers once\" is the funniest observation a shirt can make. It's the kind of gift where the recipient reads it, pauses, and then wears it to every barbecue for the next three years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back reads \"I Used To Be A Man Trapped In A Womans Body And Then I Was Born\" in bold all-caps. The front is blank with a small text detail at the collar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a womb pun about the nine months you spent inside your mother before birth. Everyone's been there. The misdirection is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack print only. The front stays blank, text runs across the back, and there's a small detail at the collar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing on heavyweight cotton. 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