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If you've ever seen someone's face go from shock to eye-roll in real time, this shirt is basically their uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up to being grabbed by people squinting at your chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because everyone was once a baby inside their mom and everyone deserves this shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic and clean, like the joke itself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that sticks around longer than the pregnancy did\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the punchline survives laundry day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually Offensive?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot unless being born offends you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's literally about the nine months you spent as a passenger inside your mother before making your big debut. The shirt says it with more dramatic flair than your birth certificate, that's all. Honestly, watching people re-read it and connect the dots is the best part.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt about what I think it's about?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's about being born. You were in there, then you came out. Welcome to the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing keeps the colors locked in. 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