{"product_id":"i-want-you-i-just-cant-flirt-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Want You I Just Can't Flirt Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Want You I Just Can't Flirt Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's had a perfectly good crush ruined by their own inability to form words. The design sits on the back of the shirt, because you're probably walking away before they notice anyway. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears a can't-flirt shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's ever rehearsed \"hey\" in the mirror and still botched it. Introverts, overthinkers, people whose love language is staring from across the room and hoping for the best. This tee does the confessing so you don't have to. Which, let's be honest, is the only way it was ever happening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like it's got its act together (even if you don't)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts your last situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who can't flirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Absolutely. It's the kind of honest they'll never be in person. Works for birthdays, Valentine's Day (especially the bitter ones), or the classic \"I saw this and thought of you\" move. Fair warning: they'll wear it and still not shoot their shot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the I Want You I Just Can't Flirt shirt look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe text is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank. Clean, readable design that does the talking you can't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing keeps the design locked in. Follow the care label and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this available in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt comes in black or white. Pick whichever matches your emotional unavailability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this as an actual confession?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou can try. Will it work? Statistically unclear. But at least you tried without actually trying.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42842607976530,"sku":"IWantYouIJustCantFlirtB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42842608009298,"sku":"IWantYouIJustCantFlirtB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42842608042066,"sku":"IWantYouIJustCantFlirtB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42842608074834,"sku":"IWantYouIJustCantFlirtB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42842608107602,"sku":"IWantYouIJustCantFlirtB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42842608140370,"sku":"IWantYouIJustCantFlirtB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42842608173138,"sku":"IWantYouIJustCantFlirtB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42842608205906,"sku":"IWantYouIJustCantFlirtB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42842608238674,"sku":"IWantYouIJustCantFlirtB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42842608271442,"sku":"IWantYouIJustCantFlirtB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42842608304210,"sku":"IWantYouIJustCantFlirtB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42842608336978,"sku":"IWantYouIJustCantFlirtB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42842608369746,"sku":"IWantYouIJustCantFlirtB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42842608402514,"sku":"IWantYouIJustCantFlirtB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Want_You_I_Just_Cant_Flirt__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1792711477","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-want-you-i-just-cant-flirt-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}