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Most people are this person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up better than your composure around a crush\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for lasting color, so the design stays put even when you can't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift for Someone Who Can't Flirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift, because they will never buy it for themselves. That would require the confidence they famously do not have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHand it to them. Watch them laugh. Watch them wear it every week because it's the truest thing in their closet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Want You I Just Can't Flirt Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt runs S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room to hide from your feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNope. DTG printing locks the design into the fabric. It'll outlast most of your situationships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually soft?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Heavyweight cotton, but it doesn't feel stiff. Sturdy and comfortable, not cardboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this on a date?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou can. 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