I Was Sober For 11 Years Then I Turned 12 Hat

The I Was Sober For 11 Years Then I Turned 12 hat from Unethical Threads is a trucker hat for anyone whose relationship with alcohol has been longer than most of their friendships. Structured front, mesh back, and a joke that lands before you even open your mouth.

Who Actually Wears This?

Anyone whose drinking story starts before their growth spurt. This hat is for the guy at the barbecue who brought his own cooler and has no intention of sharing. The friend who orders a round before anyone sits down. You know exactly who this is. You might be who this is.

• Structured cotton front panels with a clean, crisp print that stays readable
• Breathable mesh back so your head doesn't overheat while your jokes do
• Adjustable snapback closure, one size fits most heads (and most egos)
• Printed graphic that won't fade, crack, or apologize
• Classic trucker silhouette with a curved brim

Is This a Gift or a Self-Portrait?

Both, honestly. If you're buying this for someone, you already know they'll wear it to church just to see what happens. If you're buying it for yourself, you've earned it. Eleven years of sobriety is technically impressive even if the math is doing all the heavy lifting.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this hat come in different sizes?

It's one size fits most with an adjustable snapback closure in the back. Fits the vast majority of adult heads comfortably.

Will the print fade or peel?

No. The print is made to hold up through regular wear and washing. Just don't throw it in the dryer on high and you're good.

Is this hat structured or floppy?

Structured. The front panels hold their shape so the text stays readable and the hat looks clean.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on your job and your HR department's sense of humor. We believe in you, but we also sell inappropriate hats for a reason.