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It's a funny drinking shirt that works whether you're day drinking at a patio or closing out a tab at midnight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a costume\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're at a bar, not a yacht\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that doesn't bail after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the easiest gifts you'll ever buy. If you need a funny gift for drinkers, this clears the bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, Father's Day, beer festivals, bachelor parties, or that friend who peaked at a tailgate in 2011 and has been riding the high ever since. The back print means the wearer gets to play it deadpan all day, which is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI Was Sober For 11 Years Then I Turned 12. The full line is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a men's or women's shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's unisex with a relaxed fit, available in sizes S through 4XL. Everyone who was once a child qualifies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. Front is blank. 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