{"product_id":"i-was-sober-for-11-years-then-i-turned-12-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Was Sober For 11 Years Then I Turned 12 Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Was Sober For 11 Years Then I Turned 12 Tee is a funny drinking shirt from Unethical Threads. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, S-4XL. For the guy at the bar who technically hasn't lied about a single word on this shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who own too many drinking shirts and are actively shopping for the next one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBar regulars, beer festival veterans, the friend who always shows up to the cookout with a cooler and a questionable plan. If you've ever described yourself as \"not an alcoholic, just committed,\" this is your next beer shirt. Also a perfect funny gift for drinkers who already have everything except self-awareness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because bad decisions come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (the formal neckline of funny shirts)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that outlasts your New Year's resolution to drink less\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift for the person who treats happy hour like a competitive sport.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDay drinking enthusiasts, bar shirt collectors, guys who think \"beer thirty\" is a real time of day. If you need a funny gift for drinkers and you're tired of giving bottle openers, the I Was Sober For 11 Years Then I Turned 12 Tee does the job. Birthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties. Just maybe read the room before wrapping it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I Was Sober For 11 Years Then I Turned 12.\" Full text, front print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a drinking joke, not a manifesto. Most people laugh. A few won't. You already know which group you're in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimal shrinkage with cold wash and tumble dry low. Treat it better than you treat your liver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a bar shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt was born for bars, breweries, beer festivals, and anywhere people appreciate a funny drinking shirt. 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