{"product_id":"i-went-to-the-county-fair-and-all-i-got-was-fingered-on-the-ferris-wheel-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Went To The County Fair And All I Got Was Fingered On The Ferris Wheel Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Went To The County Fair And All I Got Was Fingered On The Ferris Wheel tee from Unethical Threads takes the classic souvenir shirt format and ruins it completely. Fair season's worst memory, printed on heavyweight cotton and available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked at the county fair and aren't ashamed of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaybe you're the person who treats fair season like spring break. Maybe you just appreciate a souvenir tee that tells the full truth for once. Either way, this shirt says you've lived a richer life than anyone clutching a bag of kettle corn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e you can actually feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL (plenty of room for funnel cake)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't crack, peel, or fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I wear this to an actual county fair?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can. Whether you should depends on how you feel about eye contact with the livestock judges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the kind of shirt that separates the spectators from the participants. Wear it to the midway and you'll find your people fast. Everyone else was going to judge you for eating a deep-fried stick of butter anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. The print is DTG (direct-to-garment), so the design stays sharp through washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRight now it's available in black or white. Pick your fighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for someone who would actually think this is funny. 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