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This is their uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% heavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck, short sleeve\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the graphic won't crack, peel, or fade into nothing after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBackprint placement\u003c\/strong\u003e. The front is clean. The punchline is behind you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift for a Tequila Person?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's practically required. If someone in your life has strong opinions about tequila brands and a sense of humor that makes other people nervous, this is the gift. Wrap it, don't wrap it, who cares. They'll put it on immediately. Birthdays, holidays, random Tuesdays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a joke about loving tequila. If someone reads it literally, that's a them problem, not a you problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex cut. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed on heavyweight cotton. Wash inside out on cold and tumble dry low. 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