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You're just existing, and the shirt does the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a paper towel after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're not that complicated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually stays put\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print design, so you get to enjoy the chaos secondhand through other people's reactions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a coffee person?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they're the kind of coffee person who has opinions about ice ratios and uses caffeine as a personality trait, yes. This is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair warning: this one works best for someone who already talks like this. If your coworker Janet sips a medium roast once a week, maybe get her a mug. This tee is for the people who would genuinely describe themselves as an iced coffee powered fuck machine without a hint of irony.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full text reads \"ICED COFFEE POWERED FUCK MACHINE.\" It's printed on the back of the shirt, so you can let it speak for you without making eye contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack print only. The front is blank, so you look completely normal from the front. Surprise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. 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