{"product_id":"iced-coffee-powered-machine-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Iced Coffee Powered F*ck Machine Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Iced Coffee Powered Machine Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like, minus the filter. The full graphic reads \"Iced Coffee Powered Fuck Machine.\" Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, for the kind of person who treats iced coffee like a blood type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who order iced coffee when it's 12 degrees outside. The ones whose love language is \"leave me alone until I've had my coffee.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever described yourself as \"caffeinated\" like it's a personality trait, this shirt already belongs to you. It's not aspirational. It's diagnostic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after two washes. You're welcome.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Caffeine addiction doesn't discriminate and neither does the sizing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. No surprises. The graphic handles those.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the ink bonds into the fabric. Stays sharp, not cracked and peeling like your composure before that first iced coffee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has an iced coffee in every photo, yes. Without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the gift that says \"I know exactly who you are and I'm not even a little sorry about it.\" Works for birthdays, holidays, or just a random Tuesday when you see it and immediately think of someone specific. You already know who.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full text reads \"Iced Coffee Powered Fuck Machine.\" We clean it up for search listings, but the shirt holds nothing back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. It fades about as fast as your motivation on a Monday without coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a swear jar, budget accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCold wash, tumble dry low, and it keeps its shape. 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