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There's a difference, and this shirt knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the design holds up longer than your last situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, if you know the person well enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt you give to the friend who texts \"I'm thriving\" from beneath a pile of emotional rubble. It says \"I see you, I get it, and I got you a present.\" Not a gift for your boss. Probably not for a first date. But for your most self-aware friend? Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt good quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with DTG printing. The design won't crack, peel, or ghost after washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFollow the care instructions (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it holds its shape. Ignore them and you're on your own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's self-deprecating, not mean. 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