{"product_id":"idolizing-a-politician-is-like-believing-the-stripper-actually-likes-you-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Idolizing A Politician Is Like Believing The Stripper Actually Likes You Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Idolizing A Politician Is Like Believing The Stripper Actually Likes You tee is a text-only back print from Unethical Threads. Six stacked lines down the back, blank front, no graphic. You state the case and walk away, which is the only sane way to discuss politics in public.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho is this shirt actually for?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who has watched someone they respect fall headfirst into a cult of personality and thought, \"you know this is transactional, right?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLeft, right, center, doesn't matter. This shirt roasts every political fandom equally, which is the entire point. The person behind you in line reads the whole argument while you say absolutely nothing and make zero eye contact. That is the correct energy for a political statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because political disillusionment comes in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, DTG printed so the text survives your laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print only. The front says nothing, just like your favorite elected official.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has ever screamed at a television during an election, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePairs well with the companion shirt, Trust Me Bro The Stripper Actually Likes You, for couples or friends who enjoy making a point in stereo. Works for birthdays, holidays, or any \"I saw this and thought of you\" moment. Insults every side equally, so you don't have to guess their voter registration before checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt political?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's anti-idolizing-politicians, which is a position every side of the aisle claims to hold until you point at their guy. It names no party, no candidate, no ideology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back print look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSix lines of stacked text reading the full phrase. No graphic, no image. Clean, readable, and impossible to misquote.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the front of the shirt blank?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCompletely blank. The argument is on the back. You deliver it by leaving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. It targets the behavior, not the team, so it catches people on every side. 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