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The shirt handles the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not tissue-paper thin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic. Done.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that won't crack, peel, or ghost after washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is on the back. Front is clean. You're welcome, HR.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill This Offend Someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's sort of the entire design brief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you need a shirt that plays well at office mixers, this is not it. But if your idea of a good time involves watching someone read the back of your shirt and visibly recalibrate, you're in the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes run from S to 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric. It holds up through washes without cracking, peeling, or fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually heavyweight cotton?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Heavyweight cotton. 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