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If you want to walk into Thanksgiving dinner and watch your cousin short-circuit, the If Genders Confuse You Go Milk A Bull tee was built for that moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper promo tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because opinions come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing complicated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives laundry day, family dinners, and prolonged eye contact from strangers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBull graphic included. The irony is free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you actually know the person. This is not a \"safe pick\" gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who already says this stuff out loud, the If Genders Confuse You Go Milk A Bull tee is going to be their new favorite shirt. Skip the card. The shirt says enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's the whole point. If you're buying it, you already know what you signed up for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds its color. Follow the care label and it stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this comfortable or just a novelty?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton, crew neck, relaxed fit. It's a proper tee, not a scratchy gas station souvenir.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I wash this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside out, cold water, tumble dry low. 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