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If you've ever said \"they're all idiots\" and meant it, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't fall apart after three washes like your faith in the two-party system\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printed so the colors actually stick around\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill This Offend Someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. That's the entire point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe beauty of this shirt is its symmetry. It hits both sides with the same energy, which means everyone will find a reason to be mad at you. Left, right, doesn't matter. Wear it to Thanksgiving if you want to speedrun getting uninvited from next year's.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt pro-Democrat or pro-Republican?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeither. It treats both sides' name-calling with the same energy. If you're offended, that's a you problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it'll hold its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you know the person's sense of humor. 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