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This is the shirt for whoever in your group chat says the thing everyone else was only thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after a few washes. Your back print stays between you and the viewer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Room for everybody.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic. Nothing to overthink here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors hold without cracking, peeling, or ghosting out like cheap vinyl.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, because your devotional kink wear deserves options.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eShould I give this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you know the recipient well enough to hand them a shirt about toe punishment without getting blocked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a friendship litmus test. If you're second-guessing whether they'd laugh, they probably won't, and you should get them a candle instead. But for the right person? They'll wear it to every cookout until the seams give out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's on the back. The front is clean, so you get the delayed reaction when people read it as you walk past.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG printing method bonds ink directly into the fabric, so it holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's available in black or white. Two solid options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt thick or see-through?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton. 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