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It's the purest form of knowing exactly who you are and broadcasting it in Impact font.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle the emotional weight of this confession\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (cowardice comes in all sizes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that holds up longer than your composure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. For someone with a sense of humor about themselves, it's perfect. 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