{"product_id":"ill-drive-you-suck-funny-t-shirt","title":"I'll Drive You Suck Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I'll Drive You Suck Tee from Unethical Threads puts two simple lines on a shirt and lets context do the heavy lifting. Read it one way and you're the designated driver. Read it the other way and, well, you're not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's been the sober driver enough times to feel owed something. Couples whose love language is mutual roasting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a road trip shirt, a drinking humor shirt, a \"please don't wear that to meet my parents\" shirt. It works for bachelor parties, bar crawls, and any situation where plausible deniability is part of the outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue with a neck hole\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because at least one part of this outfit should be wholesome\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e directly into the fabric so the design stays sharp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect couples gift, a road trip gift, or an \"I saw this and immediately thought of you\" gift. That last category is where this shirt lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy it for the friend who always drives. Buy it for the partner who appreciates a crude pickup line delivered via cotton. The gift says more than a card ever could, and it's machine washable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I'll Drive You Suck Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart, but it runs comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMinimal shrinkage if you follow the care label. Cold wash, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The design holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends entirely on your workplace. If HR has a sense of humor, go for it. If not, save it for weekends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt has two readings. One is perfectly innocent. 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