{"product_id":"ill-treat-you-right-but-the-tr-is-silent-funny-t-shirt","title":"Ill Treat You Right But The TR Is Silent Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Ill Treat You Right But The TR Is Silent tee from Unethical Threads is a suggestive wordplay shirt for anyone whose flirting has layers. One reading is smooth. The other one is the real reason you're here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who flirt like it's a contact sport.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook, this shirt is for the person at the party who says something outrageous with a completely straight face. The one who makes half the room laugh and the other half check if they heard that right. If you've ever been described as \"a lot,\" welcome home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that handles whatever you put it through\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL (everyone deserves to be this unsubtle)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors outlast your last situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, though your sense of humor might not be\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eShould I Buy This as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you know the person well enough to know they won't block your number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Ill Treat You Right But The TR Is Silent tee is the kind of gift that splits a room. Half the people will laugh, the other half will pretend they don't get it (they do). Best for birthdays, Valentine's Day if you're feeling brave, or any occasion where plausible deniability is part of the fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"the TR is silent\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSound it out. Drop those two letters from the key word and see what's left. We're not spelling it out for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed, which bonds ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no sad faded ghost after a dozen washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this around my family?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends entirely on your family. Some would laugh. Some would never invite you to Thanksgiving again. You already know which one yours is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the cotton thick or thin?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight. 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