{"product_id":"im-a-slut-for-my-little-gay-boyfriend-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"I'm A Slut For My Little Gay Boyfriend Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I'm A Slut For My Little Gay Boyfriend Tee from Unethical Threads is devotion with the filter off. You love him, he knows it, and now so does everyone at the grocery store. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGuys who are completely gone for their boyfriends and want the world to know. This is couple energy at maximum output.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou wear it to Pride, to brunch, to his parents' house if you're feeling dangerous. It's a love letter that skipped the envelope and went straight to a tee. The kind of shirt you buy together, argue about who wears it first, and then just buy two.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that survives laundry day, date night, and him stealing it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because some traditions are worth keeping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that holds up long after the honeymoon phase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePair it with the matching I'm A Slut For My Little Gay Boyfriend Hat for full commitment energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Next question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFine, more detail. This is the Pride gift, the anniversary gift, the \"I saw this and immediately thought of us\" gift. If your boyfriend doesn't at least pretend to be embarrassed while secretly loving it, you have bigger problems than shirt selection. Works as a couples set too. Nothing says \"we're secure\" like matching shirts that announce it to the entire restaurant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I'm A Slut For My Little Gay Boyfriend Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick the one that matches your energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton holds its shape. Follow the care label, skip the dryer drama, and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a matching hat?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. 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