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The punchline only hits once they've passed you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't bail on you after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (yes, 4XL, because funny isn't a size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because V-necks are for people trying too hard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that actually lasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign on the back\u003c\/strong\u003e. Front is strategically blank for maximum delayed reaction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt works for birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, Secret Santa, or any occasion where the dress code is \"make them laugh.\" The typography does the joke for you. Big text makes the claim, tiny text takes it back. You're wrapping a punchline in tissue paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back reads \"I'M A VIRGIN\" in large text with \"(this is an old shirt)\" printed much smaller underneath. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this available in my size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt comes in S through 4XL with a unisex relaxed fit. 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