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The joke doesn't care about your gender, your age, or your relationship history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a translucent suggestion of one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in S through 4XL (good jokes come in every size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing weird\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the ink bonds into the fabric and survives the laundry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the best gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite elephant, bachelor party, bachelorette party, birthday for someone who peaked in college, Secret Santa for a coworker you're still figuring out. The I'm A Virgin This Is An Old Shirt Tee is the gift that gets opened last and talked about first. One note: the person unwrapping this in front of family will need about three seconds before the room catches the small print. Plan accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I'm A Virgin This Is An Old Shirt Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast whatever relationship status inspired the purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate as a gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for white elephant exchanges, bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays, or anyone who can take a joke. If they can't, that's a them problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the shirt see-through?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's heavyweight cotton. 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