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It's a meme-famous line with perfect rhythm: the overwrought declaration, the pause, the single-word punchline that undercuts all of it. And with the I'm Escaping To The One Place That Hasn't Been Corrupted By Capitalism Space back print, you deliver the whole speech to whatever room you're leaving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels substantial, not like something you'd get tossed at a parade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room to breathe, room to escape capitalism\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing complicated happening up top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Both work. Both let the text do the talking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes anyone actually read back prints?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople read the back of your shirt in checkout lines, on escalators, in meetings you're walking out of. They start at the top and by the time they hit \u003cem\u003eSPACE!\u003c\/em\u003e at the bottom, they're either laughing or deeply concerned. Either way, you made an impression without opening your mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSix lines of block capitals: \"I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... space!\" The full quote, dramatic pause and all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the front blank?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCompletely blank. The entire speech lives on the back, which means you deliver it to the room you're walking out of.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes and colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, available in black or white. Size up if you want it oversized.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing on heavyweight cotton keeps the text sharp. 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