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They do not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels substantial, not tissue-paper thin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts your family's willingness to be seen with you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the best gift you ever give someone. Birthday, divorce party, random Tuesday, any occasion where you want to hand someone a weapon. The backprint means the recipient gets to watch people's expressions change in real time just by turning around. Hard to put a price on that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e The design is printed on the back only. The front is blank, which is half the joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e Almost certainly. That's between you and whoever is standing behind you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e Black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e DTG printing keeps the color locked in. 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