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Someone in a checkout line reads it top to bottom, braces for the worst, and gets a sandwich. You never see their face. That's the whole experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a promotional freebie from a 5K you didn't run.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for all the sandwiches you've been force-fed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e The only neckline that minds its own business.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e (direct-to-garment) so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack off mid-punchline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, if you know the person. Catastrophically bad if you don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis lands for the friend who already says worse things at dinner. It's also a surprisingly popular self-purchase. Because the print is on the back, the wearer becomes a walking delayed-reaction machine. They don't see the faces. They just hear the laugh three seconds too late. Pairs nicely with the Your Dad tee if you want to cover both parents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs \"everytime\" a typo?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The artwork spells it as \"EVERYTIME\" (one word) intentionally. That's how it appears on the shirt. It's part of the design, not a misprint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back only. The front of the shirt is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing keeps the design locked in. Follow the care instructions and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt has \"fuck\" and \"your mom\" on it. So yes, some people will have thoughts. 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