{"product_id":"im-fully-bricked-up-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I'm Fully Bricked Up Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I'm Fully Bricked Up Tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint graphic tee with a very specific inventory count on your back. Logs: 0. Bricks: 999. Steel: 0. Available in black or white, and no, we will not be elaborating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually wearing this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGamers, shitposters, and people whose group chat would get them fired if HR ever found it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe stat-readout format hits different if you've spent any real time staring at an inventory screen at 2 AM. And since it's a backprint, you don't even have to participate. People just read the numbers behind you in line and either get it or they don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually has weight to it. Novel concept, apparently.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because a V-neck with this energy would be genuinely unhinged.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the 999 stays crisp after you inevitably wear this three days straight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back. Front is clean. Let them wonder on the approach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the right person, this is an instant buy. You already know who in your life would wear this without a shred of hesitation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't explain the shirt. Just hand them the bag and let the 0, 999, 0 do the talking. Their reaction tells you everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the 0, 999, 0 mean on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a material inventory readout. Logs at zero, bricks maxed at 999, steel at zero. If you need the subtext explained, this probably isn't your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's on the back. The front is clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, so it holds up. Follow the care label and the 999 stays at 999.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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