{"product_id":"im-fully-bricked-up-funny-t-shirt","title":"I'm Fully Bricked Up Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I'm Fully Bricked Up Tee from Unethical Threads is a graphic tee with a gamer-style inventory readout showing wood at 0, steel at 0, and bricks maxed out at 999. Those numbers hit different if you know, and if you don't, this shirt isn't for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's Actually Buying This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've used \"bricked up\" in a sentence this week without thinking twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGym culture, gaming culture, group chats where the line got crossed three years ago and nobody looked back. It's the kind of shirt that gets a knowing nod from exactly the right people and a confused squint from everyone else, which honestly makes it funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go translucent after the first wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because this design doesn't need any help from a neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e locks the graphic into the fabric with no cracking or peeling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eShould I Give This as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has ever said \"I'm bricked up\" out loud, yes. Immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's proof you actually pay attention to how someone talks instead of defaulting to a gift card. Just maybe don't hand it to them in front of their parents unless you're prepared to explain nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the 0, 999, 0 on the shirt mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a stat readout. Wood: 0. Bricks: 999. Steel: 0. If you know what \"bricked up\" means, the rest clicks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I'm Fully Bricked Up Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, all in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a DTG print, so the ink bonds directly with the fabric. Wash it like you would any other tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. If your coworkers send memes in Slack, probably fine. 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