{"product_id":"im-gonna-cum-care-understand-make-you-feel-good-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Im Gonna C.U.M Care Understand Make You Feel Good Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Im Gonna C.U.M Care Understand Make You Feel Good Tee from Unethical Threads says something very specific on the front. People will read it. Some will read the whole thing, and most won't make it past the first line before their face does something interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who enjoy watching strangers process text in real time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere's a specific joy in wearing something that forces someone's brain to shift gears mid-sentence, and this shirt delivers that every single time you're in a checkout line or an elevator. It's wholesome. Technically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because this shirt is already doing enough\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the colors don't quit on you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairs well with confidence and a complete lack of shame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the best gift you ever give someone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnwrapping this at a birthday party or (God forbid) a work Secret Santa is a core memory in the making. For the wrong person, it's a different kind of core memory. Know your audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes the Im Gonna C.U.M shirt shrink?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it stays true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric instead of sitting on top of it. The design holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegally, yes. Socially, that's between you and whatever room you walk into.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42347383128146,"sku":"CareForYou-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42347383160914,"sku":"CareForYou-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42347383193682,"sku":"CareForYou-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42347383226450,"sku":"CareForYou-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42347383259218,"sku":"CareForYou-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42347383291986,"sku":"CareForYou-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42347383324754,"sku":"CareForYou-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Im_Gonna_C.U.M_Care_Understand_Make_You_Feel_Good_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1774275609","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/im-gonna-cum-care-understand-make-you-feel-good-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}