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That's your story and you're sticking to it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't disintegrate after three washes like some bargain bin regret\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because innuendo is for everybody\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, keeping it classic while the text does the heavy lifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts your willingness to explain the shirt to coworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift. Possibly too great.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I'm No Baker But I Can Make A Cream Pie Tee is perfect for bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, birthdays for people with no filter, or anyone who has ever made a dessert pun and meant something else entirely. It says \"I thought about you and this is what came to mind,\" which is either flattering or concerning depending on who opens it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes this shirt shrink?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimal shrinkage with cold wash and tumble dry low. The heavyweight cotton holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does the cream pie shirt come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The DTG print bonds ink directly into the fabric. It's not going anywhere, even if your reputation does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this shirt actually about baking?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Obviously. What else would it be about?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your workplace. Depends on your coworkers. 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