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Think of it as a public service announcement, except the public did not ask for this service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can survive whatever you're about to put it through.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyone deserves to make questionable impressions in comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. We're not doing anything experimental up top.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that lasts, because your self-certification shouldn't fade before your reputation does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The front stays clean. You know, because you're normal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for the friend who's been told to \"maybe take it easy tonight\" more than once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, White Elephant, or really any occasion where you want to hand someone a laugh and a label at the same time. If you know someone who'd wear this and mean it, you already know exactly who you're buying it for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt reads \"IM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ALCOHOL\" in block text across the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. The front is completely blank, which is honestly funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed for lasting color. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up just fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good bar crawl shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt was basically designed for bar crawls. 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