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If you're reading this and thinking \"that's not me,\" it's definitely you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle whatever you spill on it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Nobody's excluded from bad decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic. Nothing fancy. Like you at 2am claiming you're \"totally good\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays legible long after your texts don't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, because your moral compass is your own business\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for someone who needs a warning label more than a present.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, bachelor parties, Secret Santa (especially if you draw the office liability), or any occasion where you want to say \"I love you, but I've also seen things.\" If they laugh, you nailed it. If they get offended, they're probably not the target audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a unisex relaxed fit in sizes S-4XL. Check the size chart, but when in doubt, size up. Nobody ever regretted a comfy tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton holds up well. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll keep its shape longer than your composure at open bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. 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