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Maximum plausible deniability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't bail on you after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because denial comes in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually sticks around\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good 40th birthday gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best, honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's funny without being mean, which is harder than it sounds when the subject is turning 40. No \"over the hill\" energy, no grim reaper clip art, no existential dread. Just confident, deadpan arithmetic on the back of a really solid tee. Works for a husband, wife, best friend, sister, brother, coworker, or anyone you like enough to buy a present for but not enough to lie about their age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back reads \"I'M NOT 40 I'M TWENTY-TWENTY.\" The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone turning 40?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's funny without being cruel. The joke lands whether they're dreading the milestone or throwing a massive party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. 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