{"product_id":"im-not-40-im-twenty-twenty-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"I'm Not 40 I'm Twenty Twenty Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I'm Not 40 I'm Twenty Twenty Tee from Unethical Threads is age denial dressed up as arithmetic, on a heavyweight graphic tee in black or white. If you're shopping for a 40th birthday gift that's actually funny and not depressing, you just found it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good 40th birthday gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the better ones, honestly. Most 40th birthday gifts fall into two sad camps: grim \"over the hill\" stuff that nobody actually wants, or generic mugs that get banished to the back of a cabinet. This lands somewhere else entirely. It's funny without being mean about aging, the person turning 40 gets to wear the joke and own it, and it works whether you're shopping for a husband, wife, best friend, sister, brother, or that coworker whose birthday you forgot until yesterday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after two washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because v-necks peaked in 2012 and we all know it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually lasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill they actually wear it after the birthday?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a real shirt, not a costume. The design is clean text on a solid tee with no clip art, no \"hilarious\" stock illustrations, no glitter. It reads funny at the party and still works on a random Tuesday six months later. That's the difference between a birthday gift that gets one laugh and one that actually lives in someone's rotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I'm Not 40 I'm Twenty Twenty Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good 40th birthday gift for a woman?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The fit is unisex and relaxed, and the joke lands the same regardless of who's wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or peel after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds color without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan someone who isn't exactly 40 wear this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically the math only checks out at 40. But people in their late 30s eyeing the milestone and people in their early 40s still in denial are fair game.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42634917347410,"sku":"ImNot40ImTwentyTwentyF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42634917380178,"sku":"ImNot40ImTwentyTwentyF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42634917412946,"sku":"ImNot40ImTwentyTwentyF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42634917445714,"sku":"ImNot40ImTwentyTwentyF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42634917478482,"sku":"ImNot40ImTwentyTwentyF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42634917511250,"sku":"ImNot40ImTwentyTwentyF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42634917544018,"sku":"ImNot40ImTwentyTwentyF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42634917576786,"sku":"ImNot40ImTwentyTwentyF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42634917609554,"sku":"ImNot40ImTwentyTwentyF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42634917642322,"sku":"ImNot40ImTwentyTwentyF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42634917675090,"sku":"ImNot40ImTwentyTwentyF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42634917707858,"sku":"ImNot40ImTwentyTwentyF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42634917740626,"sku":"ImNot40ImTwentyTwentyF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42634917773394,"sku":"ImNot40ImTwentyTwentyF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Im_Not_40_Im_Twenty_Twenty_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1787225778","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/im-not-40-im-twenty-twenty-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}