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That's efficiency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a translucent napkin from a gas station clearance bin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL, because inappropriate humor comes in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e with a small text detail at the collar for the people standing close enough to read it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays put through wash after wash, no cracking, no peeling, no sad fading\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I Give This as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This is the gift for the person who's impossible to shop for because they already own everything normal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties, random Tuesdays when you want to remind someone you know exactly who they are. Wrap it or don't. The back print does the talking the second they turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe main text is printed across the back with a small detail at the collar. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The DTG print is made to keep its color and detail through regular washing. No cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. If your HR department has a sense of humor, maybe. If not, save it for the weekend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. 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