{"product_id":"im-not-a-taxidermist-but-ill-stuff-your-beaver-funny-t-shirt","title":"Im Not A Taxidermist But Ill Stuff Your Beaver Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Im Not A Taxidermist But Ill Stuff Your Beaver Tee is Unethical Threads doing what it does best: taking something innocent and making it deeply not. A heavyweight cotton graphic tee with one of those jokes that either makes you someone's new best friend or gets you uninvited from Thanksgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who own at least one camo hat and think innuendo is a perfectly valid love language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt thrives at tailgates, fishing trips, and anywhere the dress code maxes out at \"wearing pants.\" If you've ever described yourself as \"outdoorsy\" with air quotes, you're the target audience. It reads like a business card for people whose humor runs a little south of polite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a shirt, not a tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (your beaver-stuffing physique is welcome at any size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print that keeps its color, not one of those prints that ghosts you after five washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print with a small collar text detail, because subtlety had to show up somewhere\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who appreciates a well-crafted double entendre, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, White Elephant exchanges, or any occasion where you want credit for being funny without actually having to be funny yourself. The shirt does the work. You just hand over the bag. Fair warning: if you give this to your father-in-law, that's on you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Stuff Your Beaver tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print holds its color. Wash inside out on cold, tumble dry low, and it'll stay looking sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlmost certainly someone. That's sort of the point. Know your audience and you'll be fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. 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