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Not the tissue-paper kind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're not that guy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts your dating history\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is on the back. Walk away and let the forecast do the talking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's the gift for someone who already thinks they're the funny one in the group. Works for bachelor parties, birthdays, white elephants, or that friend who drops the \"few inches\" line at every cookout. Hand it over with zero context for maximum results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL. 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