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The I'm Not A Weatherman tee is basically a public service announcement for anyone within reading distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a paper towel cosplaying as one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for everyone and their confidence.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Nothing surprising above the collar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays put. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into witness protection.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pick whichever matches your intentions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has ever delivered a \"that's what she said\" with perfect timing, this is their uniform. Works for birthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. That person? They already know they deserve this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. 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