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If you've ever described a losing streak as \"variance,\" this backprint already has your name on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't fall apart faster than your parlay\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks don't deserve this level of self-awareness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that stays sharp long after your bankroll doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white (pick whichever matches your poker face)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift for a Gambler?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best gift for a gambler because they're definitely not buying it themselves. Too busy reinvesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt you give someone after they explain their \"system\" for the third time. Wrap it in a losing scratch-off for maximum delivery. They'll laugh, and then they'll wear it to the casino, because of course they will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, giving you plausible deniability until you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print is made to hold up. Wash inside out on cold and hang dry if you want it looking fresh as long as possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in colors other than black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust black or white for now. 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