{"product_id":"im-not-autistic-im-some-other-shit-they-dont-know-about-yet-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I'm Not Autistic I'm Some Other Shit They Don't Know About Yet Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I'm Not Autistic I'm Some Other Shit They Don't Know About Yet tee is Unethical Threads' love letter to everyone whose brain runs on firmware nobody's written the patch notes for. Self-deprecating, weirdly specific, and printed on the back so the people behind you get the full experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's Googled their symptoms at 3 a.m. and come back with more questions than answers. The \"probably something\" crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know who you are, and so does everyone who's watched you eat the same lunch for 400 days straight. This shirt says what you've been muttering at parties for years, just on heavyweight cotton instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, soft enough you won't pick at it all day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Room to exist.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic. Not everything needs reinventing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors survive your extremely specific wash routine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back. Because the best lines hit on the way out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this offend anyone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably, but not the people you care about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe humor is entirely self-directed. You're roasting your own undiagnosed brain, which is the only brain you're qualified to roast. If someone has a problem with you joking about yourself, that's a them issue. And if they don't get it, the design's on your back. They'll have plenty of time to think about it as you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt making fun of autistic people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The joke is self-directed. The wearer is talking about their own brain, not anyone else's. It's for people who suspect they're neurodivergent and find humor in the uncertainty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back. The front is blank. You look totally normal from the front, which is kind of the whole metaphor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white. Pick whichever matches your personality crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. 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