{"product_id":"im-not-autistic-im-some-other-shit-they-dont-know-about-yet-funny-t-shirt","title":"I'm Not Autistic I'm Some Other Shit They Don't Know About Yet Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I'm Not Autistic I'm Some Other Shit They Don't Know About Yet Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who knows they're wired differently but still doesn't have a name for it. Self-deprecating neurodivergent humor on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've spent three hours deep in a symptom checklist at 2 a.m. and came out the other side thinking \"yeah, that tracks.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe neurodivergent-but-make-it-funny crowd. Folks who are done performing normal and would rather just wear the disclaimer. If you've ever described yourself as \"a lot\" and meant it as both a warning and a flex, this is your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a translucent napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (revolutionary, we know)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print, so the colors stay locked in and the design won't crack or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I buy this for someone else?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they joke about it themselves, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is self-deprecating humor made wearable. It's not a clinical label, it's a whole mood. The kind of thing someone screenshots and sends to their group chat, and everyone immediately fights over who needs it more. Just make sure the person you're buying for is the one making the joke, not the subject of one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's self-deprecating humor about neurodivergence. The wearer is the joke. If you're offended by people laughing at themselves, this one's not for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the print quality like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing. The design won't crack, peel, or fade into a mystery blob after a few wash cycles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick your fighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I wash this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. 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