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The correction only hits when you leave. Which, honestly, is perfect comedic timing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't disintegrate the first time your dryer gets ambitious\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because financial ruin is size-inclusive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you've already stuck your neck out enough this month\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printing\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that actually survives your laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes This Work as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. Nothing says \"I see you and I respect your struggle\" quite like a shirt that broadcasts it to everyone walking behind them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the friend who splits checks down to the penny, your sibling who just \"discovered budgeting,\" or yourself. You deserve this. You probably can't afford it, but you deserve it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is completely blank, so you look perfectly put together from the front. The joke reveals itself when you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that runs comfortably on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollow the care instructions and it holds its shape. Heavyweight cotton is forgiving, but it's not magic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt political?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's about being broke. That's a universal experience that crosses every line on every map.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your job. 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