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Available in black or white, because your wardrobe budget allows for exactly two choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that feels more expensive than your checking account\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that sticks around longer than your savings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfectly. The person you're buying this for can't afford it themselves, and you both know it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, holidays, random Tuesdays when you see it and think of someone specific. No explanation needed. The I'm Not Broke I'm American Tee hits hardest when the recipient just nods and puts it on immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Most people grab their usual size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the print quality like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed, so the design is part of the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your workplace. If your coworkers also do mental math before ordering lunch, you'll fit right in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly people who've never checked their bank balance before payday. So, almost nobody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. 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