{"product_id":"im-not-famous-but-im-pretty-sure-someones-therapist-knows-my-name-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Im Not Famous But Im Pretty Sure Someones Therapist Knows My Name Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"I'm Not Famous But I'm Pretty Sure Someone's Therapist Knows My Name\" tee from Unethical Threads is a back print shirt for people who leave lasting impressions, just not the kind anyone asked for. Self-aware, chaotic, and clean enough to wear to brunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with a reputation. The ones whose name comes up in rooms they aren't in, specifically someone's therapist's office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know who you are, and more importantly, so does everyone who watches you walk away. The full quote is printed large across the back of the shirt, so the punchline delivers itself as you leave. That's the whole bit. You don't have to say a word. Just turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a screen-print giveaway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because we're chaotic, not experimental\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack after three washes like that other shirt you bought off Instagram\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print design with small collar detail at the neck. Front is blank for plausible deniability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift. Specifically for the friend, sibling, or coworker who has definitely been discussed at length in a professional therapeutic setting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo profanity on the shirt, so it clears the \"gift you can open in front of family\" bar. The humor does the heavy lifting. If the person you're buying for has ever made someone say \"I need to talk to my therapist about you,\" this is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there anything on the front of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The front is blank. The design is entirely on the back, with a small text detail at the collar. The blank front is part of the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. Wash inside out on cold and it'll hold up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere's no profanity. The worst thing on this shirt is the implication that you've caused someone psychological distress. Whether that's offensive depends on how honest you're feeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your workplace. 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