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Wear it to brunch, to your ex's wedding, to the holiday dinner where at least two relatives will pointedly refuse eye contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not flimsy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, it actually goes to 4XL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that stays vivid after you've worn it twelve weekends in a row\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, which is good because you're going to need it again by Saturday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. It's a perfect gift for the friend, sibling, coworker, or ex who leaves a psychological footprint on everyone they meet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo profanity on the design, so it clears the \"I can't believe you got me this\" threshold without crossing into \"HR is going to email me.\" Works for birthdays, white elephants, or any occasion where you want someone to know you truly see them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFollow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it holds its shape. 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