{"product_id":"im-not-fucking-stupid-we-broke-up-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I'm Not Fucking Stupid We Broke Up Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I'm Not Fucking Stupid We Broke Up Tee from Unethical Threads says everything your ex needs to hear, printed right where they'll see it as you walk away. Breakup humor on heavyweight cotton. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who process breakups with humor instead of a therapist's copay. Also people in perfectly fine relationships who just appreciate a well-placed comma.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design sits on the back of the shirt, so you get to keep walking while everyone behind you pieces it together. It's the kind of statement that doesn't need eye contact to land. You're already gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like an actual garment, not a free conference handout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because the classics don't need improving\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print that keeps its color through the laundry cycle (unlike some people's loyalty)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a breakup gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. For yourself or for a friend who just changed their relationship status at 2 AM.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's better than ice cream, cheaper than a rebound trip, and you can wear it to the grocery store where you'll inevitably run into them. Post-breakup retail therapy, but make it funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back. Front is blank. You walk, they read. That's the whole bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works across body types.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton holds its shape well. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your workplace. If your boss laughs, you're fine. 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