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It's generous, really.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up better than your excuses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (classic, like the joke itself)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your dignity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the perfect gift for the friend who has already made this joke out loud at least four times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap it up, hand it over, and watch the moment they unfold it at a birthday dinner. The shirt pays for itself in entertainment value. Also works as a Secret Santa pick if you want to guarantee you're never invited back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about being gay?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's about economics. Everyone has a price, and $20 is hilariously, suspiciously low. The joke has been an internet staple for over a decade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back. The front is blank, so people have no idea what's coming until you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on every body type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. 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