{"product_id":"im-not-santa-but-i-do-have-a-huge-sack-that-needs-emptying-funny-t-shirt","title":"I'm Not Santa But I Do Have A Huge Sack That Needs Emptying Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I'm Not Santa But I Do Have A Huge Sack That Needs Emptying Tee is Unethical Threads at peak holiday season. A cartoon Santa hauls the oversized sack, the text does the rest, and you get to pretend you didn't read it that way. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked at office Christmas party humor and are completely fine with that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt you throw on for ugly sweater night when you want to win without actually wearing an ugly sweater. The cartoon Santa gives you just enough plausible deniability to survive HR's inbox the Monday after. And unlike the watered-down \"my sack is huge\" versions out there, this one carries the full \"needs emptying\" line, which is, let's be honest, the entire joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up through every holiday gathering you'll regret attending\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because poor life choices come in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because at least something about you should be traditional\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that stays vivid season after season\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good Christmas gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the best Christmas gifts you can buy for under thirty bucks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for the person on your list who already has everything except boundaries. If they've ever told a joke that killed the room and didn't flinch, wrap this up. You won't find the full \"needs emptying\" punchline on the knockoffs, and they'll notice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I'm Not Santa Huge Sack shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable, no need to size up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt available in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white. Two options, both solid choices for questionable holiday humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing holds its color. 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